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Facebook Pimp

An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.
Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!

Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
by FB Pimp July 9, 2010
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Facebook Whore

An individual who has more then 500 friends. They know and everyone else knows that they only enjoy seeing that number rise and they don't care who the people they add are. The only thing a "Facebook Whore" cares about is the number of people they have on facebook, and. whenever someone writes on their wall. These individuals may or may not be on facebook often, but the only thing the do is accept friend requests and respond back to wall posts, etc. A good portion of these "Facebook Whores" will have friends who also suffer from this horrib;e disorder, as Whores always depend on other whores to get by.

These individuals are also prone to having people post on their wall constantly. This matches up with a gender basis, if the individual is male, he'll have females writing all over his wall and pictures and constant "likes". This is the same for the female except theres more of the possibility that it will be females writing on their wall.

Female "Facebook Whores" are prone to posting to many pictures, statuses, etc. of themselves degrading their appearence in order to get more people to say great things about them. Such as "GURL you are so pretty, I'm the ugly one."

To a "Facebook Whore" all of these things makes them feel the same pleasure as sex and they only want more as the days go on. These individuals thank technology today for Facebook and Facebook mobile for when they're on the go.
Facebook Whore picture description: "God look at me I'm so fat and ugly. I'm going to be forever alone! :'("

FB Whore friends: "Gurl quit taking away all the beauty."

FB Whore: "Who's talking you're the more beautiful thing on the planet. I'm just a fat ugly slob that has no friends and no man will ever love me!"

And the nausiating converstion goes on forever with the same things over and over again on many other pictures, statuses, etc.
by katieannekay August 15, 2011
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In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.
Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
by Galderamos December 30, 2011
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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!
Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!
by jewboyguido August 2, 2010
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Facebook Lie

A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !

Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow

NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
by lucylionb February 7, 2012
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Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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