Fecalfiliac

Also known as parents of babies and small children. All they fucking talk about, besides leaky breasts and cracked nipples, is poop and snot and vomit and ear wax. Gross. And people wonder why I don't want kids.

My friend is a fecalfiliac ever since she had a baby--all she can talk about is shitty diapers.

by Jennaleigh August 14, 2003

feck

fuck 'the difference is the letter U'

seen in almost famous

by kelsey April 5, 2005

feck

Slang expletive, an alternative to fuck. Also "large quantity," and "throw," and "steal."

He fecks out of his mother's purse all the time.
Baby fecked her lunch across the room.
The freight train had a feck of boxcars.
He was ornery the feck of the week

by wclay1 February 25, 2011

Feck

A word that can be used to describe any situation or person who is grubby, annoying, wicked, or lame.

'You are such a feck Mary!'
'Oh my god, look at that feck old man'
'This is the feck-est car!'
'Go away you feck. You are such a loser.'

by madkhat July 18, 2005

I OUT ME FECES

When text message auto-correct/complete goes horribly wrong.

Amy: what's up?
Mel: I OUT ME FECES

by DJ Pet November 5, 2010

feck

another way to say "fuck".

jess-"there's a puddle of piss and shit in the kitchen."
kiley-"well, feck!"

by kiley89 January 18, 2008

Reeses Feces

When you eat a lot of candy and your poop comes out in weird colors.

Man, I ate a bunch of Twizzlers and they gave me reeses feces.

by theamazingbrett September 2, 2016