Wellington George: Golly. It seems my wife has left me for a much younger man. It seems like a good time to get absolutely trouser-ed
by ugh school June 6, 2016
Get the -edmug. He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.
"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.
The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.
The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.
The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.
The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
by The Alphabet February 13, 2024
Get the Ed Chime Boxmug. Ed is literally the best guy. He’s a guy you will never regret meeting. Ed shows you his love in a way other guys couldn’t and he always makes you feel loved no matter what. He’s a huge blessing if you ever get to be with him. He’s got those glooks as a bonus apart from his great personality. Ed is a guy you would really want to be with. Being with him is like being in heaven. Nothing to bother you nothing to make you feel bad but only the most confidence in yourself when you’re around him. He will be your safe place anytime and in fact is your home. If you ever get to meet someone like him you won’t regret the day you met. Always make sure to take the best care of this guy as he will be your happiness and the one who will truly allow you to be who you are.
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
by Eliiiii January 17, 2023
Get the Ed chino headmug. Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown: the state puts them on psych hold for a while.
Bro #1 says:
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."
Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"
"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last February.."
Bro #2 responds:
"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the ED Ward. The meltdown is all over social media"
by coldmeltdown March 3, 2025
Get the ed wardmug. by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022
Get the Edmug. by Name Dud July 25, 2019
Get the Edmug. 