dutch bike

Noun: A dutch bike is a clever verbal spoonerism for a butch dyke. It is used when you are trying to indicate to someone around you that there is a female in the vicinity who obviously looks very butch, but you don't want to make it obvious.

"Woah, hey Laura! There's a dutch bike pedaling on by to your 3 o'clock. What a beast!"

"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"

by Johnny5Aliiive January 17, 2008

Double Dutch Ruter

two people jerking each other off, with out being gay or touching each other's dicks

"I grab my dick, you grab your dick and you work each other's arms" = Double Dutch Ruter

by pangopassa February 27, 2009

call of duty

1) A scripted WWII shooter made by a large chunk of the medal of honour team. Historically acurate, and one of the best WWII multiplayer games available. Unfortunately, it suffers in single player from two sources. First, it is extremely scripted and not freeline enough for some people. Secondly, the enemies have the annoying habit of getting up as soon as you kill them and on harder dificulties seem to be way to accurate. A must buy for people who like that sorta game.

2) A phrase referring to conscription in world wars I and II.

1) I just completed call of duty. Man, that game is amazing.

2) When their country called, they answered the call of duty.

by Aratos February 22, 2004

Dutch Lumberjack

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

a heavy duty

a fat woman

good god, look at that heavy duty over there

by George Courtney February 23, 2004

Dutch Helicopter

the act of having sex with someone, pulling out immediately before orgasm and cupping ones hands over ones penis during climax until the penis becomes ensconced in cum. wait 30 seconds, stand, flailing said penis in a circular motion while either screaming dutch helicopter or stimulating sounds made by a helicopter.

she didnt know what on earth i could do that could make the room as disgusting as possible so later on that evening i opted for the dutch helicopter.

by gdef1 January 29, 2010

Dutch Sauna

When your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.

My girlfriend farted on me the other day so I Dutch Sauna'ed her in return, take that ya smelly bitch!

by Doctor Balls McGee August 20, 2010