Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

double edged

someone that doesn't care about who they're going to fuck, a bissexual person.

Richie — Man, Susie couldn't stop teasing me last night.
Felix — Doesn't she have a girlfriend, though?
Richie — Yeah but she's double edged, so I'd probably get twice the pussy.

by exact-@-mundo November 17, 2018

Double Virgin

An individual who in their past life died a virgin and are still a virgin in their current life.

Sam is such a double virgin

by shahzam November 28, 2018

Double-chin sunday

The last day of a week, sunday, when you get ready for next week and dont do anything. You eat so much fatty, unhealthy foods with an inttent to grow a second chin within a day

John: Got any plans for today Jamie?
Jamie: I'm gonna eat Ben and Jerries for breakfast, later order a pizza and watch Netflix all day
John: me too, lets have a double-chin sunday

by JohnnyBigGuns December 2, 2018

Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.

Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.

by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 11, 2019