20 Dollars?

a joke in which you continuously say twenty dollars in a surprised manner when someone mentions twenty dollars....this joke can also be used to upset a clerk when they clearly didn't say twenty dollars.

Cashier:"that will be 2.50 sir"

Jared:"Twenty Dollars?!?"

Cashier:"No, what?. I said 2.50"

Jared:"damn i really wanted this drink but twenty dollars is way to much"

Eric: "Hey man you want this ipod for twenty dollars?"

Jared: "20 dollars?!?"

Dale:Juragon Shiiiit!!!

by JuragonShit69000 September 24, 2009

million dollar faggot

A normal straight person who would do something gay like having gay sex for a million dollars.

-You're not gay but I bet you would have gay sex for a million dollars.

-I bet you would to.

-Aww you million dollar faggot. I'd do it too though

by HAHAHAHAAAAHAHA April 17, 2010

Dallas Cowboys

A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.

Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.

by Phillyrock September 26, 2006

5 dollars

If you look this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot

I paid 5 dollars

by Nik Starr April 21, 2015

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

dollar ho

a person who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse for a dollar. Often found in rural areas of South East Asia.

or

a rich bitch who is willing to screw any man of any color or creed or class because she likes the taste of cum. Rarely found at Cambridge University.

God damn! That dollar ho gave me some nasty Burmese dick rot!

or

I thought I was in love with her, but now I realize she was fucking everybody... what a dollar ho!

by yob boy July 23, 2005

dollar slice

1. Piece of pizza that costs 1 USD
2. Prostitute whose services cost 1 USD

Tryna see what's good with a dollar slice right now. Soooo hungy.

by Shwonky K November 19, 2016