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danger dildo

Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.
Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!

THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
by Pleb fucker July 8, 2016
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Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024
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dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.
'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!
by ur favee milf July 30, 2022
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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!
by PeenInDaMouf April 27, 2021
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dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.
"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?
by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020
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Dildo Fuckins

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!
by McDinolds May 14, 2017
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