Post-show depression

You have just completed a play. You've fallen in love with the writing. You enjoyed the people around you. You've spent so much time with the cast that they become your second family. You realize that all of the inside jokes within the cast and all of the performances are now just memories. You miss it all. You would give anything to do it all again.

Bill: What's got you down, Greg?

Greg: Ah, nothing. Just post-show depression.

Bill: I get it. The show was great.

Greg: Thanks (thinks about show)(starts quietly sobbing)

by theatregeek3000 November 23, 2019

Post-Google Depression

The sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. This comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different "place your name here" in Canada appears.

Person 1: I hate my life
Suicide Hotline: Why?
Person 1: Post-Google Depression
Suicide Hotline: Oh, then its not only you that hates you. Its god. Are you Jewish by any chance?

by Mac___Crazy September 27, 2010

Great Depression Sex

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.

"Hey, Gavin, did you remember the graphite for Great Depression Sex?"
"I got it right here"
"Right on"
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"Man, that roller coaster was a banger. I must've had GDS at least 7 times"

by Eotyrannus May 7, 2019

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

i am depressed

i am to :(

i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

post-series depression

The immense sadness felt when someone comes to the end of a series especially a long one. This can cause lowkey depression and an overall bitter mood.

After finishing the last season I have serious post-series depression.

by nini4989 May 17, 2021

Post-Finale Depression

The feeling you get after your favourite tv series or game ends; when you feel an overwhelming sadness, contemplating where your life goes from here, will you watch a new show or just flood with tears at the thought of the great trauma you've just experienced.

"What am I going to do now Breaking Bad is over what is the point to my Life now, I think I might go curl up in a ball and die"
"hey man, i think you have Post-Finale Depression"

by ghostnappa March 2, 2015