Cool runnings

The process of numbing the asshole with an ice cube and then taking a dump.

Had chipotle the other day but I prepped my bowel with a cool runnings and didn't feel a thing!

by Crunchy yet moist December 17, 2017

cool beaners

Just Like "Cool Beans" meaning cool, tight, awsome, groovy, sweet, ill, etc... (NO RACIAL SHIT INTENDED, JUST MENT TO BE FUNNY!!!)

Bubba: "I'm going to to walmart"
Carlos: "Cool Beaners"

by Marshall Baer August 7, 2006

Tre Cool

coolest guy in the world i love him so much he is like a HOT Teddy bear waiting to be cuddled!!

Best band in the world!!!!

woman 1: who is that hot guy

ME: Thats Tre i would love to fuck him!!!

by Nikki January 17, 2005

Tre Cool

A very sexy drummer from a band called green day who took the place of ex drummer John kriftmeyer (AKA the bitch who kidnaped tre in my nightmare) after leaving for god knows what after became to be known as a very sexy ass drummer. Also you can hear him sing in Dominated Love Slave All By Myself DUI Rat Does Cheese and Rock and Roll Girlfriend. When singing Dominated love slave he makes girls swoon.

Tre Cool actually Sang dominated love slave to me so I decided to tie him up and have kinky sex with him!

by Mzz NoRkA CoOl December 28, 2005

Cool your jets

Relax.

Calm down.

Don't get excited.

Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D

by walking on eggshells October 10, 2013

Tre' Cool

THe Frickin coolest drummer in the universe!!
So talented, always horny!

Tre cool fuckin rocks.

by True Irish Lassie May 15, 2005

cool license

1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.

The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.

The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."

The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."

by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004