ice cream

the universal depression reverser

“i think i’m depressed”
“dude lets go for ice cream”
*un-depressed*

by bi*tvhuthot November 21, 2019

Chest Cream

A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.

This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

Cream Bomb

Noun, verb: Following the completion of a satisfactory session of fellatio, the receiver of the semen puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la John Belushi in Animal House, forcing the semen out between said receiver's lips with explosive force.

"Judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new Ed Hardy T-Shirt."

by Kindsey Lingus May 19, 2012

Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops

Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.

by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014

cream robbin

when your doing the best you've ever done in a video game and no one can compete with your skills

i was straight up cream robbin that game of geometry wars.

by squallly! November 28, 2010

Sweet Creams

A cream pie on a sleeping person's face.

She fell asleep halfway through, so I wished her Sweet Creams.

by Aanonnnnn February 13, 2017

crispy cream

Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.

Crispy cream crispy cream

by laclaclaclaclaclac July 27, 2010