When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024
Get the Fucked the Couch mug.A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
Get the couch glue mug.A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.
Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?
Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024
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John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
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by Couched4eva April 30, 2024
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Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch
by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024
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