Coffee Cake

A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.

C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.

C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.

by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013

Coffee Beans

Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.

"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"

by Daniana October 6, 2010

California Coffee Break

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )

After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010

coffee kool-aid

when someone puts way too much sugar in coffee, like kool-aid

dont let susy make your coffee unless you want "coffee kool-aid"

by Mr_Brawler February 6, 2013

Columbus Coffee Shot

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and swallowing it.

Joe starts off every day with a Columbus Coffee shot in bed.

by Dennis Oney March 6, 2004

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

California Turnaround Coffee

AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.

It's one hell of a drive, I'd better get some california turnaround coffee in before we leave.

by Red_Baron March 30, 2009