Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Chivel

To chip away at something slowly.As if one were hewing a large stone as a sculptor would

Q. "How is the . dissertation going?"

A. " Slowly, I keep chivelling away at it."

by Eager Andy February 28, 2013

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 September 4, 2013

Cleverati

People who use social media to primarily show off their cleverness. A combination of clever and digerati.

For example, someone who writes pithy, erudite, or "educational" posts and comments on Facebook; or devastating one liners on twitter; or "insightful" social commentary on Tumblr; or posts ironic photos on Instagram; writes wry definitions on urban dictionary; etc. etc. etc.

Chad is such a cleverati; he only posts things to make himself sound smart.

by Rhino Von Steiner November 7, 2013

Cleveland Pancake

Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.

Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?

by 1111hotmomma1111 December 16, 2013

chive effect

Waves of champions get nerf-ed to the ground but they keep grow back like weed-ish chive.

Jayce was op in S2 and again in S4; CHIVE EFFECT IN FULL CIRCLE.

by nyanpasupasu October 14, 2014

Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.

Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad

by emoneyOD August 23, 2014