what the camel

a saying used when you’re around your strict ass parents and can’t say fuck.

willy: billy, i fucked your girlfriend.
billy: what the camel !?

by daddy dagger dick July 6, 2018

Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

by Bum_man July 17, 2021

The Foam That Broke The Camel's Back

A bad, airy, non-defined business idea that you think of to distract yourself from doing work you are meant to be doing even when you already have 5 businesses on the go and 100 ideas in the works.

"Hey man, what are you up to?"
"Doing my tax return. Hey, do you think I could make a product where you completely fill the inside of a car with foam and it cleans while it dissolves?"
"Dude, that'd be the foam that broke the camel's back"

by slimtotheshady July 8, 2018

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.

When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.

by QuacksO April 3, 2021

camel toe

When a guy's junk is hanging out of his shorts. Esp. at the beach when it gets all sandy and funky.

OMG, your dad totally has a camel toe. No, no, don't look.

by backgroundgrrl July 23, 2006

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

by Hats December 15, 2007