A man who isn't sure of his sexuality quite yet and needs to get out in the world to figure himself out.
by kcbc April 26, 2012
Get the Captain curiousmug. Borrowing from other Captain ranked negatives(see Captain Obvious and Captain Hindsight) a Captain Schultz is the douche canoe at the worst end of the dish it/take it spectrum. Usually running a joke/prank farther in the ground than acceptable to even the least socially adept individuals (Ex. Carrot Top, Jeff Foxworthy, or an adult with downs that has been telling the same knock knock joke for 27 years) upon having the same joke/prank pulled on him, stomps around throwing a bitch fit big enough to sap the fun out of any environment.
Usually when someone overreacts to something, the natural reaction is to do it more, not with this person, once you have viewed the sad state of affairs in the wake of their unrelenting diatribe, you call it a loss agree to never walk that forsaken path again.
Usually when someone overreacts to something, the natural reaction is to do it more, not with this person, once you have viewed the sad state of affairs in the wake of their unrelenting diatribe, you call it a loss agree to never walk that forsaken path again.
Carl: You know how Randy thinks its still funny to hide people’s shoes?
Don: You didn’t…
Carl: I did, but I just moved them over a foot and put a towel over them.
Don: That explains it. You need to put the shoes back. He promoted himself to Captain Schultz over it. He smashed open the coffee maker looking for them.
Carl: If he just looks right next to where he put them he will…
Don: Not worth it, just return them, we’ll have someone else tell him they are back. Lets never speak of this again.
Don: You didn’t…
Carl: I did, but I just moved them over a foot and put a towel over them.
Don: That explains it. You need to put the shoes back. He promoted himself to Captain Schultz over it. He smashed open the coffee maker looking for them.
Carl: If he just looks right next to where he put them he will…
Don: Not worth it, just return them, we’ll have someone else tell him they are back. Lets never speak of this again.
by Mxyzsptlk June 29, 2014
Get the captain schultzmug. by chapsta July 6, 2007
Get the Captain Danglermug. Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018
Get the Captain Americamug. When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug. A strong, respectful, confident soldier who will do anything to save your life.
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
Captain America: Without that suit of armor, what are you?
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
by Mcu man March 28, 2022
Get the Captain Americamug. _______________________________
If you're a true Liquor Captain, fill mug to this line.^
One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
If you're a true Liquor Captain, fill mug to this line.^
One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."
by HorseWithGloves September 5, 2018
Get the Liquor Captainmug.