Blasting Cakes

1. (v.) Slang word originating in Cincinnati refering to the act of sexual intercourse but not necessarily to the act of 'making love'
(syn.) 'banging' 'forking' 'gettin it on'

2. (v.) Destroying a cake violently and suddenly by means of explosives.

Boy I sho do hate it for Keisha. I think LaQuan and ShanayNay be blasting cakes behind her back

by Doctor Yoo May 21, 2011

Julius Caesar Salad

A female performing oral sex all the while cutting your inner thigh with a knife.

Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.

by Twitch K. January 11, 2014

the Cape Cod

The Cape Cod is a two person sexual activity, needing one receiving male and an individual to initiate the act. The initiator stands behind the male and lowers until their arm is between their legs. The arm is bent upward to grasp the penis to provide a model of Cape Cod and it's culturally liberal tip, Provincetown. The penis is then stroked with a firmly grasped Provincetown until the male finished and releases his ferry.

Upon finishing, the initiator must address the male with the phrase, "thats some good fuckin clam chowdah!!!!".

I gave 3 bucks to that guy and he gave me the Cape Cod behind a 7/11

by thoseturtls August 27, 2014

poopy cakes

Poopy cakes- the Adjective in which you use in a sentence when you are supposedly1.taking a math test and you mess up, or 2.maybe you could've lost an item oh so precious to you heart and then you could scream out poopy cakes

1. "Oh crap I messed up, POOPY CAKES!" 2. "Poopy cakes I lost my necklace!"

by SwagIsBagels42 December 29, 2016

sand cakes

When you're fucking a girl and you throw sand in her pussy while you finish.

Me: Do you want some sand cakes, babe?
Her: Hell yea

by bshoop May 8, 2018

Juulius Caesar

A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?

Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??

Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018