olin, north carolina

A small ass place that shouldn't even be called a town. Olin, North Carolina is home to North Iredell High School (where you'll rather get pregnant, vandalize the school, get arrested, and/or die before your junior year. . . really, I survey.), a corn field, and maybe a church that no one attends. That's it. Olin is extremely small, you could drive over all the land in Olin in maybe ten minutes going 45 mph in an '85 Gremlin. Despite Olin's tiny size, it's home to over five gas stations, where old men sit out front spitting tobacco, and you buy loads of alcohol. If you're at least 30 years of age in Olin, North Carolina, you're most likely plastered before noon. Olin is full of 'Nam veterans, and two extremely tall, extremely gay, black guys. Teenagers in Olin lose their virginities at about 13 years of age, and go to Love Valley for fun on the weekends. Love Valley is a place to ride horses by day, and a place to have cowboy butt sex and get hammered by night. If you're a teenager in Olin, nc, you most likely spend 56% of your time in Love Valley screwing on top of a horse. 99.9% of teens in Olin smoke pot and wear hemp clothes. You're rather a cowboy, a hippie or a Jesus Freak that drinks too much. If you're moving to Olin, good luck. . . Bring a gun and at least 4 oz. of pot.

man, did you see her? pregnant, stoned, and wearing cowboy boots with a hippie skirt. must be from olin, north carolina.

by dum hippie who cant spell dumb February 5, 2010

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South Carolina

A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.

Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!

by SC 4 now July 31, 2006

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Colin

When a person defecates on people's furniture and/or pets. The worst of the worst when it comes to feces related subjects/

" Jim's gonna by hela-pissed when he founds out what I did"

" What did you do."

" I took a Colin on his mother's couch!"

"You sick son of a bitch."

by The Master Collin Maker March 20, 2013

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carolineism

function: noun
etymology: Eponym after Caroline Contillo who has achieved questionable local fame for coining words and phrases that surprisingly get incorporated into common New York parlance

1. a term coined by or popularized by Caroline Contillo

some carolineisms currently listed on urbandictionary.com are: sad trombone, Debbie Downer, and take a real one. also of note: to be "h".

by Alana Post April 24, 2006

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