skin cancer

?having a lot of moles,

?breaking out with green & black on skin from nickel jewelry,
?when you quit smoking marijuanna with your bros,

?sun burn as soon as you walk in day light,

?skin severely hurting and feeling too tight,

?blood feeling poisoned,

?skin irritated and hurting, ?
?body stiffness,

?break outs from your razor (hey you didn't know it had nickel in it for the past 10 years you have been shaving yourself (hey no wonder you never had smooth skin after each shave, had ended up with purple, blue and black where it was bleeding over again)),

?a lot of moles on your body that are pretty big and puffy and some changing , darker colors even white, changing wierd shapes

?in the moles that you cut off okay that are turning white and you think ''thank god I have been living like an albino".. praying there is no melanoma in your blood!

?yes

I was afraid of getting skin cancer so I started living albino style, sure enough my skin was super puffy from my razor, my moles changed colors and shapes and now I hope I don't have melanoma!

A girl went tanning and got skin cancer.

Just because my mole is white does not mean I have skin cancer.

by Airabeara February 20, 2011

cancerstick

Another term for the male genitalia, especially in gay culture. Likely stems from the word "fag" being another synonym for "cigarette." May also allude to the (apparently false) belief that semen contributes to oral cancer. Could also be an allusion to the verb "smoke" referencing oral sex on a male.

He spent the evening smoking his boyfriend's cancerstick

by inthenavy July 18, 2010

Brain Cancer

See minecraft

What are you doing?
Playing Minecraft
Do you have brain cancer?

by OhMaiGoddestItsHim July 17, 2018

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy

by smartist June 11, 2008

Cancer Killer

The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!

Player: This game is way too trippy
Cancer Killer: I will cure you cancer!
-bang-

by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010

candper

A person who copy and pastes

person 1; *massively long text post*

person 2; candper
person 1; what?
person 2 thats word for word on wikipedia

by maxwell__smart November 17, 2010