“How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”
by Medicjeff February 1, 2020

by Morganlladdddllalad June 11, 2018

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.
by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

by Scrotumscratcher50 March 12, 2025
