If there's one thing you’ll notice about Brooke, it’s how little she lets things bother her. Someone tried to throw shade? She didn’t even notice. You got upset over something petty? She already moved on. Brooke’s secret power is her ability to stay calm in chaos. She’s like a walking zen garden, no matter how much drama swirls around her.
Ragebaiter: Dude, she's impossible to bait.
Normal Person: Brooke Caldwell is an unbothered queen, sorry bud..
Normal Person: Brooke Caldwell is an unbothered queen, sorry bud..
by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025
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Best friend 1: Wow this movie is amazi- wait are you crying?
Brooke Caldwell: I just have a bug in my eye. (wink)
Brooke Caldwell: I just have a bug in my eye. (wink)
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Get the Brooke mug.She’s the type of girl to never be satisfied with herself. She’s trying so hard to please everyone that she neglected herself and she hates herself for it. Deep down she knows that maybe if she just tried harder she would look like everyone else in the world. But you see it’s not that easy because she’s the type of girl who is stubborn and independent and doesn’t need a man to tell her who to be. Deep down Brooke feels insecure and useless compared to millions of others. She’s extremely smart and can remember facts and is really good at math. She’s the type of girl who is super self reliant and independent and doesn’t need or want anyone. If only people knew how Brooke really felt about herself they would see a whole new perspective
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