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Get the Pregnancy brain mug.When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
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if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
Get the Corporate Brains mug.1. When a person"s worldly problems involving time or money, not to be confused with emotional/spiritual issues, reach a point where the brain can no longer function without intense consternation and worry.
1. "I am not making enough money, and I am going to run out soon, my brain-is-on-fire."
2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."
3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."
3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
by View Man March 8, 2012
Get the Brain-is-on-fire mug.A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.
They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.
"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."
"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."
"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
by Maninorange January 1, 2012
Get the brain ghost mug.1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out
2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.
3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.
3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
Examples:
Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.
"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."
The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.
"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."
The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011
Get the vampire brain mug.when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011
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