Bobby is a mass murderer/stalker/piano helper/banana/a smiley face with a long nose+mouth+eyes/the end of the world…….
bobby sees you…
by Bobby the Stalker June 2, 2022
Get the Bobbymug. 
Bobby is a mysterious guy, super shy, or so u think. But never be surprised, because long hugs do unpredickable things to Bobby's. You will be shocked, then amazed at the how what where's and why's of bobby. U may possibly fall madly in lust...then that one thing L.O.V.E always follows like a younger sibling u were tryna ditch. See, beware and know this...if a bobby gets his paws on you, it's over and you will never be the same again. So just DO IT, DO IT....OR Don't do it.
Me: Oh my my, can u fricken believe it, I thought bobby was so shy, well fuck me sideways.
Themz: well I guess u fuhkd around and found out bout didn't Cha.
Themz: well I guess u fuhkd around and found out bout didn't Cha.
by Sallee Warpaint March 18, 2022
Get the Bobbymug. A person that is mentally uncapable to process the intellectual information that his peers offer him, (forgot is a her, looks like a he.) Furthermore she/her/he/them is uncapable of being socially and emotionally available for their own blood, not even that.
They assume anything that went to Ghana is automatically okay and pardoned - She even has feet pictures on her phone that she has denied to have used them for her own pleasures.
- Also - She is literal craft of wickedness. You see her face = mental palpitations.
The medication one must use to save itself from such cruel fate is to use a MAID service (search it up) (yeah kill urself before you meet her)
They assume anything that went to Ghana is automatically okay and pardoned - She even has feet pictures on her phone that she has denied to have used them for her own pleasures.
- Also - She is literal craft of wickedness. You see her face = mental palpitations.
The medication one must use to save itself from such cruel fate is to use a MAID service (search it up) (yeah kill urself before you meet her)
by Motherfuckeronearth May 20, 2025
Get the Bobbimug. A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.
by Manny Morales November 23, 2021
Get the Bobby Johnsonmug. Bobby is normally a nice guy that has a HUGE heart and d**k. Bobby is one to be friends with or maybe more..... bobby isn’t worth losing
Sally- “so Sandra what are you doing tonight?
Sandra- “I’m going over to play with bobby
Sally- “LUCKY”
Sandra- “I’m going over to play with bobby
Sally- “LUCKY”
by Johnny10688 October 5, 2018
Get the Bobbymug. A vegan nature boy that knows every kind of animal ever. Big dick energy with an average sized peen. He has a jersey accent but only when he wants to use it. He's very funny and very attractive. He doesn't have the best taste in woman but what do I know, I apparently date little boys. So idk at least they emotionally stable n shit i guess.
by essentialoils October 13, 2019
Get the Bobbymug.