Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blondaholic

Being extremely addicted to blonde females.
you cant get away from them.

My brother im cooked, im a blondaholic

by ur cooked December 16, 2023

blode

Variant spelling of "blowed", the non-standard regularised past form of "blow". Usually found in the form of "blode up", as a
the past of "blow up" (to explode).

After a tweet unexpectedly gets considerable traction on Twitter, the author may add "wow this blode up" before adding a request that this newfound large audience visit a website, follow someone, purchase a product, etc. (known as a "plug").

by Denver Wagner February 7, 2024

bleudi

Jeudi (Thursday in French) + bleu (blue in French) = bleudi, or, "Blue Thursday". (Sounds sort of like "bloody" but more like "bluh-dee".

Bleudi is my favorite day because blue is my favorite color and Thursday (jeudi) is my favorite day.

We are all wearing blue and it's Thursday for our French class. Let's call it bleudi!

Another bloody bleudi!

On bleudi, we wear blue.

Bleudi is my favorite day because blue is my favorite color and Thursday (jeudi) is my favorite day.

We are all wearing blue and it's Thursday for our French class. Let's call it bleudi!

Another bloody bleudi!

On bleudi, we wear blue.

by LingDanc803 November 12, 2023

Blonderexia

Addiction to blondes, blonde fetish.

Help bro I suffer from Blonderexia, I only find blondes attractive.

by Blonderexia February 29, 2024

blondemower

Spinning your dickin a helicopter motion mushroom slapping your women in the face maultiple times

Slapping women in the face maultiple times with your dick -blondemower

by Milmine March 29, 2024