VJJ Block

The same as a cock-block, but a VJJ Block is the female version.
I would come with you, Charlie, but were are good friends and single women might think I'm trying to VJJ Block them.
by Jonny Gumballs August 15, 2009
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d block

Man stop being such a 'd block' when my girlfriend's with me
by dickblocker69 June 18, 2009
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minge block

a condition a stripper becomes subject to whilst performing a private dance.minge block makes the stripper forget her routine and stare into space,causing confusion and a floppy for the customer.unnsuccessful and imbarressing improvised dance is also an effect commonly seen due to minge block.
if you think you may be witnessing minge block you may notice the following: confusion. awkward silence. the thought that you just payed a tenner 4 this. improvised dances may include the lyndi hop, the charlston and the macerana.
by mitcheg January 12, 2006
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cunt-block

Some would say this is WORSE than the infamous cock-block. This is when you're about to hook up with some broad, and her friends pull her away because they "want to go dance" or, "want to go to another bar".
"Dude, I was probably going to take that chick home and slam her if it wasn't for her stupid-ass friends cunt-blocking me!"
by The Stain September 5, 2008
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D-Block

A large mustached dyke that dosen't get any vag with a fondness for pretty young girls with a propensity to cock block any male that approachs said girls.
That nasty old dyke cock blocked me so bad when I tried to talk that new hot blonde intern. She is such a D-Block.
by misterx69 July 25, 2011
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Noah Block

Noah: -noun. definition: 1)A man know for his extreme kinkiness with those of the similar sex. 2)Someone that is socially awkward around attractive and powerful men due to their drive and fantasies that powers their sexual appetite for butt sex. 3)Someone with AIDS or other sexual transmitted diseases. 4)Someone with the nick name Faggity Ann.
Wow! Did you see how Frank was practically a noah block in that independent film? It grossed me out!
by Mic_Jones October 21, 2009
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shit block

when you take the nastiest shit when your boy and his girl are making out in the other room... this shit literally interrupts sexy time.
Tom is making out with Sharlene so i guess its time to make anal explosion (shit block) to disrupt sexy time.
by crazy brown man December 24, 2008
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