1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
by Trav's party July 2, 2006
Get the ass baconmug. by hey nnnnnnnniger August 2, 2009
Get the Bacon wrapmug. to gingerly place a piece of bacon between a womans labia and then proceed to perform oral sex. it is a comon belief that eating the bacon before the first or after the 3rd climax is reached is bad luck. Also, eating the bacon in one bite is seen as the markings of an amateur or just trashy
" Hey bro, did you score with that girl last night?"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"
by kroeTM January 14, 2015
Get the Bacon Tacomug. by Marcy R November 9, 2008
Get the Bacon Curtainsmug. "backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......
ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
by brian rainey October 28, 2006
Get the bacon bitsmug. by bigdezzy January 2, 2009
Get the bacon and eggsmug. A phrase used to indicate one's displeasure, annoyance, or indifference/neutrality toward any event, especially in day to day conversation, group settings, and moments in an organization in which the user of such a phrase is fairly familiar with the surrounding persons. Alternatively, it can be used in sarcasm by the speaker to indicate a playful, uninsulting refusal of a proposal. Meaning is partially (sometimes largely) dependent on tone.
Once said, it is often repeated by different persons many times, whether casually or with manic, outrageous movement/expression. If a person repeats "Gay Bacon," after it has been said already, it implies, "I agree," or more properly, "I concur," as the phrase is meant to be somewhat humorous.
Originating from Northeast Lauderdale High School in Meridian, MS, this phrase is commonly used by upperclassmen in band or athletic programs; discovered by the former, specifically by two Euphonium players, its meaning was derived from Airheads Extremes, which leave a sour taste in one's mouth, hence the displeasure indicated in its use.
Once said, it is often repeated by different persons many times, whether casually or with manic, outrageous movement/expression. If a person repeats "Gay Bacon," after it has been said already, it implies, "I agree," or more properly, "I concur," as the phrase is meant to be somewhat humorous.
Originating from Northeast Lauderdale High School in Meridian, MS, this phrase is commonly used by upperclassmen in band or athletic programs; discovered by the former, specifically by two Euphonium players, its meaning was derived from Airheads Extremes, which leave a sour taste in one's mouth, hence the displeasure indicated in its use.
Example 1, band setting -
Band director: Since we missed yesterday's practice, we're all going to go outside in the heat today and practice the show for two more hours than normal! *sarcastic* Isn't that great? (death sentence)
Euphonium player 1: Gay bacon. (That sucks.)
Euphonium player 2: Gay bacon! (I agree!)
Trombone player 1: Gaaaay bacon. (I also agree.)
Tuba player 1: Homosexual ham.
Everyone else on the back row: *whispering* What did he just say? .. Gay bacon! (Retard.)
Other band members within hearing range: Gay bacon! (Wtf?!)
Example 2, athletic setting -
Ball player 1: Where have you been? We've been waiting on you for an hour and a half.
Ball player 2: Coach made me do up-downs fifty times after practice, so I couldn't come pick you up.
Ball player 3: Gay bacon. (Sucks for you.)
Ball player 1: Gay bacon. (That guy's an ass.)
Ball player 2: Sorry man.
Ball player 1: It's okay. You wanna race to make up for it?
Ball player 2: Haha, gay bacon. (No way.)
Band director: Since we missed yesterday's practice, we're all going to go outside in the heat today and practice the show for two more hours than normal! *sarcastic* Isn't that great? (death sentence)
Euphonium player 1: Gay bacon. (That sucks.)
Euphonium player 2: Gay bacon! (I agree!)
Trombone player 1: Gaaaay bacon. (I also agree.)
Tuba player 1: Homosexual ham.
Everyone else on the back row: *whispering* What did he just say? .. Gay bacon! (Retard.)
Other band members within hearing range: Gay bacon! (Wtf?!)
Example 2, athletic setting -
Ball player 1: Where have you been? We've been waiting on you for an hour and a half.
Ball player 2: Coach made me do up-downs fifty times after practice, so I couldn't come pick you up.
Ball player 3: Gay bacon. (Sucks for you.)
Ball player 1: Gay bacon. (That guy's an ass.)
Ball player 2: Sorry man.
Ball player 1: It's okay. You wanna race to make up for it?
Ball player 2: Haha, gay bacon. (No way.)
by EDM364 June 23, 2011
Get the Gay Baconmug.