s.o.t.b.

The act of contracting syphilis of the brain from performing oral sex on a woman.

This guy at work is afraid of going down on his wife because of s.o.t.b.

by Almighty Bob December 12, 2008

S.O.A.B

Son Of A Bitch Or Son Of A Badass

He's a S.O.A.B Or They Are S.O.A.B's

by luciferi June 23, 2008

B.S.J.O.

Big Sex Jump Off- #1)A sexual encounter, significace greatly exaggerated by conscous altering substances. #2)B.IG S.EX (first ever,meaningful,heartfelt,most memorable,signifacant) + J.UMP O.FF (everybodys sex partnerl); a heartfelt sexual encounter with everybodys sex partner

#1) "Dumb Ass! You didn't have sex with ( a ) 4 Star Kelly!! (or fill in the blank) Your B.S.J.O. was with Loosey Lucy!" #2) first drunk says; "Damn! I wanna' get me summa' that fine Bitch!" second drunk responds;"Dude, last weekend you were lying about doing 4 Star *****.Throw back some more Jack Danials and you'll be having a B.S.J.O. with Loosey Lucy again. NO! Somemore Sex!"

by darylleckt November 17, 2009

A.O.S.B

Anything over stupid bitches.

Dude I'm done with this girl, A.O.S.B.

by SpencaGee August 17, 2010

B.F.W.O.C.

BFWOC is an acronym which stands for Best Friends Without Consent. BFWOC originates from the judicial term T.W.O.C. (Taking without consent) which pertains to theft of automobiles. BFWOC occurs when one person asserts that he/she is the other persons best friend, although the target person does not agree and/or has misrepresented themselves to be in the other persons favor. Basically, to eradicate the ability of another persons right to choose their own best friend.

Unknown Person: Dude! Ive known you for nearly 4 minutes but I feel like Im your best friend. That look on your face totally says you agree!

You: *Thinking to yourself* He just committed B.F.W.O.C. He shall be punished with 9 minutes of awkward staring!

by LOL_WUT September 27, 2011

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

Bring my baby a present or no food

Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

by KristieCream90731 June 11, 2016

m.o.f.b.

M.O.F.B. is a uncommon term to refer to any one who eats blocks of cheese or any other aggregate there within. I someone is just M.O. they are just a ponzy F. boy who doesn't understand shyt about life. Or the polar opposite F.B. which quite literally translates to anyone who makes a sandwich and eats it then realizes the extent of 1-14 that they are a Fuk boi. When translated to the full extent M.O.F.B. in the most complex terms stands for Mothers of (the) federation (against anyone who thinks they are above the dynamics or society) {read a fucking book}. This all in lamest terms refers to a system which capitalizes on weak sauce and then packages it and sells it to taco bell.

You stupid MOF, if you could b anyone but yourself you would be at taco bell getting a super-burrito with shredded chicken. (M.O.F.B). M.O.F.B.- Matter of fault bro

by Jediofthemusk August 4, 2018