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Certified Salton Sea Moment

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!

Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
by Douglas Dimmadome July 14, 2022
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Yellow bellied sea slicker

The best fish there is
oh my god, is that a yellow bellied sea slicker? i’ve never seen one before but that’s definitely the best fish i’ve ever seen!
by dattboiiiiiiiiiii July 20, 2018
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Salty sea dog

A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.
by Swagger jagger 1991 September 6, 2013
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sea biscuitin' to America

the act of bailing out on something in the present in the belief it may jeopidize an option in the future
Man that fool is sea biscuitin' himself to America at this rate
by Doyouthinkhesaurus? August 18, 2003
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Long time no sea

When too much time has elapsed since you last went on a cruise.
The only cure for this is to contact your travel agent and get one or more booked up immediately. 😍
Long time no sea so about to call my travel agent.
by Cesca1705 May 24, 2016
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deep-sea diver

bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.

now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.

generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.
"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"

"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"
by kennygetmezantac August 23, 2011
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sea foam green wings

having intercourse with any marine animal.
"During my trip to Mexico, I went diving drunk and got my sea foam green wings with an octopus."
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