Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.
I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.
by A Single Dude February 18, 2011
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Half a-don

Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key
by Redbeard89 October 08, 2011
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Half Read

When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.
Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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Half Amish

Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.
Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"

Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
by Flushman May 08, 2008
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half-calf

Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,
Andrew: what are u going to name your country?

Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
by ThisIsBlissBaby January 06, 2009
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Half-rape

Half-rape is almost like rape (sex without wanting it from the second of both people, crime), but without undressing the other person. Just being very close to that person, kissing him etc. Similiar to touching.
Troy: Yo, dude! Did you read the newspaper?
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!
by Definister June 20, 2014
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half chub

1. a penis that isnt quite erect yet
2. a penis so small that when erect, looks like half chub
Natalie... im srry to tell u this, but donny was standing behind you trying to hide his half chub!
by jeni525 October 08, 2006
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