toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017

zoe’s toes

toes UwU baka🥺✨🤞🏻

stranger- Hey look what i found !
other stranger- Yes ?
stranger- zoe’s toes! Uwu baka🥺✨🤞🏻
other stranger- Thats so cool dude!

by Uwu Baka silly girl<3 July 15, 2021

snicker toe

Having extremely thick and chunky toes. Sometimes pussing out a yellow sticky liquid.

Tabatha needs to get her snicker toes checked out!

by Johnkilller666 August 6, 2017

cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.

Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.

by Moshlikealady September 4, 2023

bro-toe

When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.

Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.

by trtash February 2, 2019

greasy toe

A toe in which is particularly disturbing, or which hasn't been cleaned properly.

Ollie has a greasy toe..

by SupremeGreen April 9, 2017