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Maintenance texting

if you’re texting someone you like to keep them interested in you.
john: yo stacey is totally maintenance texting me lmao
by mel_gracee June 1, 2018
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Texting Bottom

A person who doesn't ever initiate a chat with someone over text
Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022
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Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022
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Text Rapist

A Text Rapist is a person with no patience who cannot stand to wait even a minute for a reply when texting. A text rapist will bombard you with text messages until you reply. If you never reply, they will blow up calling you horrible names and writing you off forever, in an attempt to bait you into replying.
7:02 pm Hey, want to hang out tonight?
7:03 pm Hello?
7:04 pm HELLO?
7:10 pm Stupid bitch. You're ugly as hell, I don't actually like you.

*example of a text rapist in action*
by zmboop March 10, 2022
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Text Syndrome

The common confusion when trying to tell if someone is joking or being sarcastic over text.
Caleb "wow thats so greaaaat, im so happy for you"

Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"
by FrightningMcmean January 26, 2022
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Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021
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Moderna Texting

When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.
Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.
by trainvisit April 9, 2021
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