Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your Mom

Usually used in a joking manner about sexual intercourse between a person and another person's mother

Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Your mom."

by crackstepper November 1, 2021

Your mom

Is slang for "your female pet dog"

Dude I fucked your mom last night

by @Im_BadAt October 18, 2020

your mom

gay

Person 1:hey your mom
Person2:hey your mom
Person3:hey your mom

by NewCom January 14, 2022

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

your mom

Your mom, a word that you can say to someone to make fun of them or their mother

Your moms a hoe cunt bitch

by Your favorite nigeran February 27, 2017

your mom

the biggest thing ever created

me: I'm going to see my mom
someone: your mom is very big

by Burgirfancy September 15, 2021