lil' willy

the name for "wilber the pig" s wang

Lil' Willy is really lil'!!

by amanda June 23, 2003

Willis-Red

A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.

Wow. My friend just won a million dollars in a breathing contest, what a Willis-Red.

by Willis-Red March 7, 2012

Willy Wonka

To shit on a girls pussy and then eat her out.

I decided to willy Wonka the girl because I was both hungry and horny.

by Johnjohn123john January 28, 2016

Willy D.

You call someone a Willy D. when all other insults have been exhausted. This one is very vile and should only be used as a last resort. To use this term in a derogutory sense is to combine the words poser, misfit, wannabe, friggin annoying bitch, ego-tripper, mr. arrogant, fugly, stalkerish, conceited, perverted, obsessive, and all and all creepy. So if you know someone who fits all the above, and just can't take a hint, don't hesitate to refer to them as a Willy D.

Omg that guy is so perverted! Janet, I'm sorry he's so obsessed with you... I swear he's gonna kill someone someday... he's such a weird, wannabe, freak... what a Willy D.

by StraightFlamer April 8, 2005

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP

I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like

by Wonka November 17, 2004

willy wiggle

to be masterbated, get hand job, slang usually used by a pedofile

In the 1930's teachers could get willy wiggles for a nickle.
"He asked me to give him a willy wiggle, so i played with his thingy, it must have gott mad because it got real big and red, but then it got sick and threw up all over me and shriveled up and got small. I was sad i made it sick, but Mr. Thorton didnt seem to mind."

by but its not porn February 1, 2004

willy nilly

Often used by female mates as a name for the male's penis.

*Girlfriends discussing the potential name of the one's boyfriend's member* "Do you fancy 'Princess Sophia'?" "Eh… I'd say I'm more fond of 'Willy Nilly'."

by Hear_Bush_oink April 10, 2004