buttsex your whales

There is an ice cream called "Fudgey the Whale", and this derives from that.
The meaning of "buttsexing someone's whales" is sort of unknown, I imagine it probably is sort of like pwn or own.
I'm going to buttsex your whales.
by FlyEvolution July 29, 2004
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Sperm Whale Inhale

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
by Maze Men March 13, 2009
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big blue whale

a big blue dildo that girls at kenston use.
those girls share a big blue whale.
by blah5439555 March 31, 2011
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Serial killer whale

Killer whale that keeps on killing people. And seaworld keeps on getting paid to let him kill!
That Tilikum at seaworld - he's not just a killer whae he's a serial killer whale .
by doctorjosh February 26, 2010
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Bloated Whale Tactics

Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.
Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.
by Gacrux August 30, 2023
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Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 May 03, 2018
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Hot Whale eye

another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again
by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010
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