ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022

ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020

UR MOM

UR MOM IS GAY

"UR MOM IS GAY XD"

by lolkinghaha February 11, 2022

Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian

Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying

by The other smart boi December 6, 2021

ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021