the boro twins 

Wannabe ultras who can't handle a bit of banter, often seen crying on trains

'Those pussies over there are just like the boro twins'

the boro twins by BreenyS November 4, 2013

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins) 

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins) by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

sqeezing the twinkie 

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.

Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.

sqeezing the twinkie by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

Twins 

A fertilized egg is a zygote. Twins can come from the same egg that splits by meosis. Identical twins come from the same egg and are the same sex, but are not clones; personality and many other things are different including mental and physical illnesses. Fraternal twins come from seperate eggs and can be different sexes.

When two twins compete, one is usually a little to a lot better than the other.

Twins by Twin Towers2 May 18, 2010

Olsen Twins 

Ugly, bug-eyed troll creatures that live in the center of the earth only to emerge during the night from the depths to feed on cocks of human males and smoke crack in yonkers.

"I think they're prolly related to the Hilton Sisters too. . . ."

Olsen Twins by Chris January 1, 2005

Boner twinkies 

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

Boner twinkies by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009

twinvitation 

(n.) - The same exact invitation you just received from the same exact person for the same exact party on Evite, Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, and in your 5 email addresses.

Can also be used as a verb - Twinvite.

Why does that janehead keep sending me all these twinvitations? Maybe I'll de-friend her.

twinvitation by smellyrock June 10, 2008