1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010
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by maxlarue63 September 29, 2010
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You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
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Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.
Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.
by A true pioneer October 28, 2009
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Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 18, 2011
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Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
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