Tommy Wiggler

a relatively large penis that is slightly smaller than a Johnny Dangler

“Everyone said James was hung, but I didn’t know he had a Tommy Wiggler.”

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

Two Nights At Tommys

A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back

Two Nights At Tommys Is Fatherless

by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016

come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.

when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'

by 948302567829404leprechaun March 22, 2019

Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.

Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy

by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024

Viva la Tommy Tankers

Means 'Long Live the Tommy Tankers' in Italian.

Did you see one of The Tommy Tankers' players has just chinned Sugartits? Viva la Tommy Tankers!

by benji2004 September 12, 2021