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Thomas Crapper 

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'
Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.

Thomas Forrester 

Thomas Forrester is a very jealous person. He often eats pizza all by himself and won't share a single slice. Thomas is a very posh person who is slightly or sometimes fully homosexual. He really likes to make homosexual jokes. Overall Thomas Forrester is a very VERY unique human being.
Thomas Forrester is a unique human being.
Thomas Forrester by ILoveFoz September 3, 2017

Thomas the Tank Engine 

The act of rubbing your face in a girls titties while pulling on her hair and yelling "toot" "toot"
"dude i cant believe you thomas tank engined Roxanne last night!"

"yo those titties would be so nice to thomas the tank engine!"
Thomas the Tank Engine by NA874W December 9, 2008

Thomas Nast 

A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.
"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"
Thomas Nast by A2Molly June 25, 2005

Thomas metcalfe 

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...
Thomas metcalfe by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

Thomas roberts 

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc
Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe
Thomas roberts by Hen hentai December 10, 2019