Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010

Nut Sync

When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.

Guy 1: you parked the car wrong

Guy 2: no I didn’t

Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync

by Over-all-killer365 March 5, 2020

french nut

When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it

"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."

by Aebm5 November 17, 2016

nut-worthy

a person or thing that is worthy of a nut (orgasm)

damn, he sure is nut-worthy.

this cake is so nut-worthy.

by nutworthybitch December 3, 2017

Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.

Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016

Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 June 5, 2018