Show-pony

Generally taken by women and gay men, always infront of a mirror and generally slightly to the side. Back-leg is hyper-extended, front leg is balanced on tiptoe, head is tilted to the side with. Trying to look casual when infact they've taken 30 shots and deleted 29 already

"Oh my days fam, she's a fucking show-pony"

by monkey_trainer April 1, 2019

peasants without ponies

a band. an amazing band. their music is as yet undefined. but it truly is mind blowing.

i listened to some "peasants without ponies" last night. jeez it was good.

by peasantwithoutpony December 12, 2008

Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

Pink Pony Club

A place where boys and girls can all be queens

i’m just dancing at the Pink Pony Club

by Big squirt July 20, 2024

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

stay gold, pony girl

do your thing & respect yourself

“your body different… stay gold, pony girl”

by sretaw, trebor July 12, 2022

Pony

A girl that has sex with every male she comes in contact with, including all her boyfriends friends. This is a girl who compensates looking like an ass by spreading her legs.

I remember her from school, she was such a pony , everyone had a turn with her.

by FingerItOut January 9, 2011