kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

by poomoj January 20, 2013

Shepshed Slide

the shepshed slide is when you you swap from having sex normally to anal every 3 seconds while listening to the hokey cokey on repeat

Person 1: dude I just did the shepshed slide on her and she wants to be my wife

Person 2: wow I wish I was from shepshed

by wolfx27 January 22, 2023

Costa Rican Slide Whistle

When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.

This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.

by DonkeyPuncher911 November 20, 2024

slide 7

if someone replies to your comment with this, it means your comment was so corny it got put on the 7th slide of a slideshow on tiktok

Person 1: It is an honor to attend this meeting my fellow sigma males 🗿🍷
Person 2: slide 7

by Kennatv January 29, 2024

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019

Jeffrey Slide

When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.

Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."

Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"

by Jayslide June 5, 2020