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Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017
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Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer
by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015
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Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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Woo Woo machine

Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves
You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?
by Shubbir October 9, 2023
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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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Dick pic machine

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
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