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Vancouver Truck Pump

When you need access to wifi so bad, you start giving out free hand jobs(at a minimum) for a little internet hit. Vancouver Truck Stops happen to be famous for such activity.
Aye buddy, how aboot we get some Vancouver Truck Pump action going, friend. I give you a hand job, pal, so I can get my daily fix of animal porn, guy.
by Peter Jamz August 6, 2016
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glorified penis pump

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!
by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014
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Yukon pump house

Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.
by Yukondaddy February 8, 2021
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Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage
That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.
by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020
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Pump Number 9

The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.
Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.
by Scientismo March 24, 2022
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Pump Like Trump

1. to go big, but especially to go huge.
2. to be successful or be a success.
3. to exceed the mainstream expectation.
4. an elite form of "git r' done".
5. a form of domination
I pumped like Trump on my test, and I aced it.

When I pump like Trump, I win every time.
by whitehousetees.com November 19, 2016
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One Pump Stump

A one pump stump is when a male ejaculates after one pump in and out of a vagina. Also a short chode like penis.
"I had sex with the hottest girl last night to bad it was over quick because of my one pump stump"
by @ZayEatsAss February 23, 2017
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