Hog

Male genitalia either measuring exactly, or exceeding 12 inches.
'Hog riders' is another term which can be used to describe size queens.

Girl 1: "So what's your boyfriend like... down there?"
Girl 2: "Absolutely amazing, he's packing an absolute hog down those trousers!"

by Law+Order_svu42 December 13, 2019

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Bong hogging cunt

Someone who jampacks their cones, wastes the sesh and hogs the bong

Timmy buy your own fucking weed and give me my bong back you bong hogging cunt

by Theweedman42069 July 26, 2025

Rodney Hog

Rodney HOG HOG HOG HOG HOG Is takin a shit in Australian Slang

rodney HOG means take a shit, I'm gonna take a Rodney

by xX_SEISUN_Xx October 12, 2016

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021

Poo Hog Wokey

Someone who is stuck in their own chair because they’re too overweight and is too lazy to go to the toilet so they fester and fidgets and in their own shit.

Darren the fat bastard hasn’t gotten up from that chair in weeks he must be a Poo hog wokey.

by oopi April 22, 2025