Fan Shitting

When the shit hits the fan, over, and over, and over again.

Sorry I haven't been around - there was a lot of fan shitting last week between family bullshit and work crap.

by Gisto October 29, 2012

Fanning the Salmon

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

by Materialism March 5, 2011

Chinese Fan

The act of fanning the scrotum or genitals while one receives a handjob, then climaxing in their eye, making them squint...

Getting a happy ending at a massage shop. The lady give you a hand job with one hand while fanning your balls and taint with the other hand. You climax into her eye making her seem as though she is Chinese... That's a Chinese Fan!

by Caddi420 October 18, 2011

ninjago fan

A disgusting creature watching Ninjago from their device, obsessing over the characters, this 'human' may often make fanfictions or drawings about the characters to satiate their needs and interests.

"Did you see what happened to Jake?"
"No."
"He's become a ninjago fan, he keeps obsessing over the characters and how gay they are."
"Oh god."

Ninjago fan 1: "OH MY GAWWWSH!!! Did you see c-c-cole's SHIRTLESS. BOD. IN THE BEACH EPISODE?!??!
Ninjago fan 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I KNOW RRRRIGHTT!!! I NEED HIM!! BEST WAIFU!!! KYAAAAAAA"

by peachcupid August 16, 2023

Seahawks fan

Texas hick living in Seattle with a heavy fascination in pro wrestling internet freaks, beautiful big boned women, and hottest green neon strip clubs in town...Not to mention the best diamonds on the market at the cheapest price.

Dymnd is a interesting personality and the biggest Seahawks fan online.

by D. Ray February 24, 2023

FAN!CRACK

Any object pertaining to one's fandom to which one can become extremely addicted to. In other words, anything equivalent to a cocaine addiction, but for a fan. Term is usually associated with fangirls and followed by the word ttly in capital letters.

Biggles: I loff David Tennant! Simply cannot wait until Doctor Who Series 2 comes out on DVD January 16th!
Me: Yeah, meh too! Say, did you know the extras include a David Tennant personal video diary?
Biggles: O RLY?!
Me: YA RLY!
Biggles: O.O NO WAI! OMGZ!
Me: IT'S UTTER FAN!CRACK !!!! *squee*
Biggles: TTLY! XD *seizure*

by quixoticpenseuse December 9, 2008

fan pages

A bunch of 5 year olds who get mad about nothing they even leak ur ip and personal stuff. Imagine being a fan page of Jenny poopcach ur mum made a mistake

fan pages suck
fr bro

by STFUKID September 7, 2020