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sick and dump

The alternate version of skid and pump who are two little bums that do spooky things on a spooky month
Just watched sick and dump while watching skid and pump
by Fjfdfkjghugdjyfuudytkjl October 8, 2021
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Dump Trucking

When somebody opens their asshole and another person shits in it, they may pass the shit back and forth.
"Can you hold this for me? "

"You mean like dump trucking?
by MayonnaiseCoveredTitties June 15, 2018
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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.
i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.
by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016
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The Construction Dump

The act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they'll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. It works perfectly along side the "Iowa atomic corn bomb"
The other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call "The Construction Dump" allover my toilet. It was filled with corn.
by AM40012 May 25, 2017
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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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dump sauce

by Jp266666 November 7, 2017
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