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Every month some people have to go through an intense amount of pain. Torture even. The period usually lasts like 3-9 days or sumn idk. In those days our uterus will have some eggs travel through. The path the what decide to take is pretty small compared to the road and that is where the torture comes in. It is pain. Pure pain. It’s a hard thing to describe really but just imagine have a million swords pushed hard into ur very lower stomach but 10 times worse. On top of that blood comes out of the vagina too. As everyone calls it, Niagara falls comes out. Imagine cutting half of a cows leg off and just leaving it there. My guess is that the blood from the leg will start flowing out uncontrollably just like the period.
I am on my period and i will brutally murder you. Yours sincerely.
by Adam Devine January 15, 2021
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Jestation Period

The period of time between reading a pun and the realization that it is a pun.
I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!
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Period

An excuse for girls to act like bitches.
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Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way
I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.
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A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.

A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
Girl I just got on my period and I'm craving some Chick-fil-a you think you can get some for me
by Rawr <3 March 1, 2021
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Period

Commonly used to exaggerate a sentence that had been previously said. It is also often used to agree with another person's statement that you personally resonate with.
"Last night's homework was fucking dumb. Period"

"Periooood."
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Period

The uterus wants me to travel a child
I don't want one

The uterus want revenge
Me:I hate my period dissappear out of my life.Now I want chocolate 🍫 😩
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