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Bitch Testicle

Bitch Testicle is a curse word (or phrase) to be used in times of forgetfulness, humour or when something bad happens.
Mom: Tommy, your cat pissed in the laundry hamper again all over your new suit.
Tommy: BITCH TESTICLE! Damn cat!
by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011
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Tactical Tug

The art of jerking off in public and trying to remain hidden.
Dude, did you see that guy in the school library? We spotted him trying to pull off a tactical tug.
by Buzz Lightyear858 April 2, 2011
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Tacticool

donning military garb whilst playing SOCOM II or airsoft. those who are tacticool either enlisted and were promptly dropped or have "flat feet" keeping them from military service. they will never see a battlefield, save for the one where they cradle their dying buddy after he took a plastic bb in the stomach. he's not really bleeding either, its paint.
krott5333 was now tacticool with the addition of a laser and an accessory dropleg holster for his G34.
by a non ee maus April 18, 2006
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testicle rope

Scientifically termed "Vas Deferens" in which seamon travels from the testes to the urethra. Telling sum1 that they are a testicle rope, is one of the worst things somone can insult you bay saying....
You look like a nasty testicle rope.

Ima strangle you with my testicle rope
by RLOVE March 3, 2003
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Tactical Wank

A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.

*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*

"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."

Example 2.

"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"

*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012
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tactical

The threat or action of doing bodily harm to someone, usually with bare hands.
Dude, you'd best get outta my grill before I go tactical on 'yo ass.
by Cletus January 13, 2004
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trans-testical

An individual who chooses to have the opposite reproductive sex organs of his/her birth organs
Guy#1 Dude, that chick had some set of balls

Guy#2 No shit, Shes a trans-testical
by caneywaney August 22, 2009
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