After defecating one tends to wipe too aggressively. If a corner of your wiping material becomes stuck deep enough inside your anus so that when you let go of said paper you’re not aware that the paper is dangling from your anus into the dirty water
She looked at us all, and started spinning as fast as she could with a dark brown soggy tail hanging from her ass.
by Master Sergeant Fuller B Loney April 24, 2020

by podnumber3 August 1, 2022

by JJConifer May 27, 2017

by Abby Dude February 5, 2018

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
by Flighty January 31, 2019

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

When you have your back to your partner but you put your finger on ass like a tail, and your partner grinds on it like it’s your dick.
by Dax_inferno May 15, 2018
