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Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019
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bitches on stan twitter

They’re problematic hoes that don’t have any sleep routines
“you don’t wanna turn into bitches on stan twitter, they crazy yeeesh
by satansbible May 10, 2020
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Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021
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Election Twitter

A community on X (Twitter) made up of autistic gay people (or homophobes depending on the party).

These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.

Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.
John: Did you see what Lib Election Twitter said? They think Roy Cooper will run in the 2026 US Senate Election in North Carolin-

Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.
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Twitter

A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.
Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there
by Non existent sleeping schedule September 5, 2020
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twitter vibes

Refers to the popularity of a person (e.g. singer or celebrity) only based on the amount of tweets talking about them. This does not always translate to actual popularity with the general public. It is mostly used on Stan Twitter as a drag.
Person 1: "mind you, beyoncé IS the greatest and most influential pop star of the 21st century"
Person 2: "the greatest based on twitter vibes btw"
by repufolklore November 27, 2024
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Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.
Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.
by Swervzy September 24, 2019
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